You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
So for two years my friend Mark has been building a catapult in his basement. Yesterday he realized it's too big to get it out.
You need to give me a reason immediately why he is your friend.
My mom said I should get that 'not fucking anybody' problem fixed.
What can I say, he stumbled upon the key to my heart: orgasms and mac 'n cheese.
We have sex, then we talk about foreign policy. Its a win-win.
You will not judge me for my made-up holiday of wine appreciation day
Have to get circumcised. Doctor goes, "On the bright side, you can tell people your dick is too wide."
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
I met a pornstar at his bachelor party and signed his shirt giving him wedding advice
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
Also, I had mind-blowing sex on a pool table
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
I regret nothing
Not even Married Dan?
I regret one thing
Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises
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