the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
So I wake up this morning with a bottle of dish detergent and a dildo. Good call on bringing those girls from community college.
He just kept screaming "I have democratic immunity" as the cops dragged him into the car.
so how does soaking flintstones gummy vitamins in vodka not make perfect sense
Can you come get Dustin he's putting taco bell fire sauce on cigarettes trying to light them again.
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
So vagazzling was a success
You know you suck at relationships when you are sitting in the airport on Christmas day, alone, swiping on Tinder.
If you ever tell anyone I offered you boob squeezes for cheetos, I'll kill you
I think we might need a safe word for this...
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