Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
Dude dan is so baked he taped his remote to the futon so he couldn't lose it again. Come over here
I'm cooking a can of baked beans on the baseboard heater. It is too early in the semester to be this poor.
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
Stop treating my vagina like a slapchop.
God only knows how I ended up there doing crown royal shots to the titanic and insighting a bar wide shit fest when I asked the dj to play levels
Dude I'm about to just roll over and piss off the side of my bed, rather than make the conscious effort to get up and walk to the bathroom. One of those hangovers.
I woke up naked to an alarm set for 11:18 pm and missing a shoe. How was your night?
We may not see eye-to-eye on much, but I'm definitely willing to let you see eye-to-vagina again.
My bank account got hacked so he showed up with a 6 pack wearing a superman cape to cheer me up and you question why I love him?
Dude I'm hungover as fuck in a bed in Baltimore with another man... I don't think I can make it.
Taking care of drunk people fulfills my need to be a mother
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
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