The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
i jhust puked up my retainher.
i think the whole apartment complex could hear you beating off last night
We need to talk about our relationship.
I just won a bet involving 10 tequila shots. You've got about 3 minutes
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He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
looking at that huge scar on my leg from when i got drunk at 9 AM and walked into a grill. so excited for football season to start again!
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
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Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.