so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
only in a texas roadhouse would someone whistle while I was breastfeeding.
Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot
She's dipping the chocolate graham crackers in marshmallow vodka for a 'campfire taste'
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I'm starting to think I didn't bring enough liquor for this family Christmas.
It's 2 pm....
If i ever die cab you make sure bag pipes are at my funeral they are awsome
Making drunken Mac n cheese at 3 am I understand why witches constantly stir their cauldrons. Much more homogenized temperature and slim chance of boiling over. Good job witches.
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
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He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
Yesterday you said I was the best.
No. I said you DID your best. There's a huge difference.
I just walked past a guy banging a chick in the back of his car.
Literally just had a girl put her street name into my phone. Yeah.
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
Dude, you screamed I AM THE WALRUS while giving a statue of Ronald McCdonald a lapdance. You were NOT sober.
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