I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
I'm confused about why you felt the need to ask me to buy you life alert for christmas at 3:28 this morning.
He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
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the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
Is there a non-awkward way to tell a girl I work with that she looks just like my favourite pornstar?
I think I'm still drunk and I think you were in my dream (sadly, it was not a sexual bill murray one).
Uhm; your sign says 'Welcome to KFC' and for some reason I can't seem to open the door.
He sent me a vid of himself jerking off. I hope his hands are the size of tennis rackets or it will be a very short date.
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Just so you know, your wedding is in the same place I gave my first bj.
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
Ok maybe now I get why I'm single I think I just broke a rib pooping
A guy at my table is reading a magazine called "Cheese Connoisseur"
Painted a stripper an elf costume. Her coworkers liked it. Now in a room full of naked strippers.
His bedroom is the preferred destination of MILFs, cougars, recent divorcees and sexually frustrated wives
His penis is my hero
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