I'm not a real person
I'm sorry, everyone knows that
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
Now he's talking about how he's writing in a journal because he doesn't remember "his thought patterns when he was in elementary and that's distressing". I'm walking home. Fuck this.
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
she made out with a stripper. how was scrabble night with your girlfriend
YOUR DICK HAS BEEN IN ME I DO NOT WANT TO BE SET UP TO MEET YOUR FRIENDS
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
i'm not drunk or reckless enough to have you track my every fucking move. I AM AN ADULT
Well you busted in the house and yelled with pride about Uber giving you a ride over with your new bong.
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
soo... how was my night?
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
ps why does my dog smell like popcorn and a dryer sheet..?
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