Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
he drove an hour to get eggs with me not even a blow job, just eggs.
this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
It's "your husband had his mouth on my vagina" awkward.
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
You fucked a stripper on your sisters friends blow up mattress. The least you could do is wash the sheets.
So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
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