I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
fun fact: cucumber in vinegar with pepper = best ever high snack
I need to start giving them away because owning 20 dildos is never going to get me a boyfriend.
You are the worst substitute drug dealer ever
I've started making all these amazing things...like bananas rolled in doritos..bandritos.
Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
Walking out of the bathroom and not knowing you have hand soap on the front of your pants so it looks like you blew a load on yourself really sets the tone for the rest of the week...
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
I can assure you I didn't go home with a girl, because I woke up on someone's porch
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
And two different second-graders said my make up was pretty. It's left over from last night bc I woke up 5 min before I was supposed to leave.
He eats kale on the regular. Do I look like a bitch that wants to eat kale. No. Give me some Boston market.
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