maybe we dont have boyfriends because we dont have tans
he asked me what things i liked that he did in bed, and i told him all the things i hated so he would use it on that new bitch and she wouldnt hook up with him anymore.
you for real need to get over him dude
I was just like staring at the lawn boy while singing "You Belong With Me".
I am the king of creep.
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
Hey guys. This is Daniel texting on mayas phone. if she called you and told you that i made her have sex with me in my doghouse with my dog present that wasn't true.... so dont spread that.
Not even drunk me wanted to have sex with him. I kept intentionally hitting my head on the table behind me during sex till he said i was too drunk for sex.
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
I just blew my weed a kiss
Super stoned right now. And I stared at my exit, thought to myself "hey self. That is your exit" and I kept driving right past it.
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
Hmm, peanut butter and Xanax. Next Ben and Jerry's flavor.
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
Randomize
