so then you didnt wanna fuck tonight right?
oops, you werent supposed to get that until you left.
Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
apparently i told her i wouldn't press charges if she brought me food.
it's like a walk of shame rule, you always run into someone who saw you wearing that yesterday
I told him I'd rather have sex with his father last night. I'll admit now that I was drunk.
Sometimes I send them texts like "I want to make you cry and lick up your tears" just to fuck with them. And THAT is how you get rid of a Stage 5 clinger.
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
Last night was so embarrassing. I got like almost blackout drunk and threw up in my hand and then blamed it on someone else.
Great. I will show up in your office wearing only oven mitts later today.
If he can't cook well I'm just gonna buy a RealDoll and twenty cats and live my own fucking life
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
i think we sleep fucked last night...
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
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