I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
Just farted cum and thought I shit myself. Crisis averted tho
Last night he tried to put me in their garbage can and then sprayed me with a fire extinguisher in their kitchen...that house is always interesting
Im celebrating the fact that the one guy who has ever denied me has just come out of the closet
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
Remind me not to get naked underneath a tree I'm allergic to again.
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
Nothing says Merry Christmas like gifting a bottle of rum and finishing it yourself then leaning over at the dinner table to puke it back up.
Well. I guess talking about me stealing your wife may not be in the list of legit conversations
My apologies. I'll try not to let my dick interfere with official work duties in the future.
You really need to not quote Anchorman while I'm giving you a serious blowjob.
So I have three weeks to get rid of his girlfriend and fuck him senseless before he goes to jail
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
Definitely went to court without a bra and panties because Mr. LastNight’s dog stole them. I guarantee you I was the only lawyer going commando in court
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