I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
so he was shitfaced and kept using sticky notes to label everything like "beer spill" and "going to fuck later"
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
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when you get a chance can you look up 'free abortion clinic' for me? cuz i dont think i'll be lucky enough for a second miscarriage.
don't you miss freshman year when you could get away with "but i've never given a bj before..."
Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
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bro, sorry for: trying to put you on fire yesterday, telling the bouncer that it was you that broke the bottles, and to have slept with your sister.
I'm the fucking queen of sexting. I just made a blowjob sound so poetic I'm wishing I were a guy just so I could blow me. Learn from me.
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
I feel like my body was put in a dryer with rocks set on permanent press.
We fucked for 9 months, but he didn't want anything serious. So, I got rid of him and went on a date with a guy last night that looks like Kylo Ren. Who's really winning here?
I am way to hungover for it to be Thursday.
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