You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
These 29 Nasty People Went To The Bathroom In Public
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
Between the booze, mechanical bulls, and penis's I think my body hates it when I'm single
I tried to make friends with the geese living behind Hughes. They didn't really like that idea.
Are you high?
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
19 People Who Had An Inappropriate Celebrity Encounter
If I come back tomorrow to find a certain football player tied up and locked in your closet, shit's gonna get real.
I'll set him free tomorrow morning ;)
Omg he has a washer and dryer IN his apartment and lots of back up toilet paper. I went home with an adult. My uterus is pumping out eggs beyond my control.
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
We just banged and he's microwaving shrimp noodles and I'm eating tostitos alone in the dark this is why our relationship works
so much tequila, so little girl.
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.