This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I woke up face first on my living room floor arms outstretched toward the christmas tree
It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
one of my coworkers is shitshow drunk, getting naked. she's about to ride the bull.
i was just going to ask if it would be cool for me to come and have a beer...
it's total chaos here. i may ride the bull... i'll be visible.
Guy Accidentally Starts A Group Chat With All The Girls He’s Talking To And Gets Absolutely Roasted
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
Please stop using me as a reference for bail bondsmen.
The Internet Is Obsessed With This Stripper Who Dropped It Low Just To Eat A Slice Of Pizza
I went to the bathroom, came back, and my friend was sleeping leaning up against the stripper pole.
I let a blind guy feel me up. All he kept saying was "oh fuck yeah!"
I tell you, MacGyver never had to put up with people shitting themselves while he worked...
Just had my butthole waxed. If that changes your plans for Saturday..
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied