rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
you passed out on the bathroom floor with the door locked. we had to break in and no one was sober enough to move you so they just threw a towel on you and stepped over you
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
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You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
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If my mom walks in on me masturbating one more time I'm moving out
You'd think the first few times would have been enough
I'm so high. Midnight pancake breakfast in bed
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
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If a handjob meant commitment I would literally touch zero dicks
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
Right now you and beer are my only friends.
Today is going to be a great day. He just brought me a donut on his dick... It's Sticky Dick Donut Day!!!
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends