Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
It would be been irresponsible not to make cleaning the apartment into a drinking game
fuck. I just remembered I agreed to let you finger me last night for solely for "scientific purposes"
New York to be Host to America’s Biggest Singles Event
just woke up on my balcony. who won the super bowl?
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
Kylie Jenner Wasn’t in the Kardashian X-Mas Cards & the Internet is Losing it
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
Today is a shit your pants at work kinda day
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah