Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
You were humming mission impossible as we ran from the cops
You ordered 6 boxes of pizza and laughed in the pizza guys face when you didn't pay for any of them.
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
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Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
It's like someone is grabbing my scrodum with pliers and just hanging there.
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Never backflip into an above ground pool. I think the gash will be smaller by Monday though.
I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
I got the job! The hiring manager is the sister of a guy I slept with so its like I'm a real adult now
I just want somebody who'll randomly bring me pizza and lovingly squeeze my butt. Is there a dating app for that, do you think?
We got stoned and took selfies with the most perfect lawn