i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
you made me watch la bamba, and then you yelled at me for disrespecting your mexican heritage.
Dammit. I drunkenly drank all my milk at 6 AM in a misguided stupor to prevent my roommates from stealing my milk.
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Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
We'll wreck the fuck out of my furniture. How often does one really get the chance to fuck through a table with no negative consequences?
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
You peed on someones bathroom floor while saying people are rude for not flushing
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
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In light of this week's heat-wave, we are having a house vote tonight on the temporary suspension of the "no smoking indoors" clause. Please bring your voting cards to the living room at 6:30pm
Point of Clarification: by "voting card" we mean a full beer and/or shots
New low reached: a cockroach has actually drowned itself in our dirty dishes. We are heathens. Cleaning dance party tonight. No excuses.
I have never appreciated strippers so much. Ma'am, you are an artist
i like coming up with different names when i reference that night. 'the night i got kicked out of the bar', 'the night i escaped from the hospital', 'the night we had that threeway'...
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
I just found my phone after looking for it since yesterday afternoon it was in the fridge.
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