i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
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I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
My eyes feel like they're throwing up and I am the only human on campus
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
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Did I run into a tree or get punched in the face?
Both.
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
Do NOT. I repeat. DO NOT call me little one after we have fucked. In no world is that ok. Even jesus agrees.
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