Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
i was sitting in the back seat of her car with her boyfriend while she was driving. it was pretty awkward, but i dont think "so my dick's been in your girl's mouth too" was a good ice breaker
He ate me out and then left in a hurry and shouted "Sorry to dine and dash" as he left my house
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
Dude, I think someone on your skype account may have seen me beat off. I used your computer and didnt realize you were still signed in. Please tell me no one was on...
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
The memory of your penis haunts me. I must learn to be satisfied with lesser men than you.
Her son walked into the middle of the living room, took off his diaper, shit on the floor, smiled at me, and walked out, as if nothing happened.
So date night went well?
The main motivators in my life are my sex drive and spite
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
I'm just going to use my debit card. I feel bad buying pizza with the money I stole from my roommate...so I'm going to put it in my piggy bank.
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
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