Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
I felt like a body pillow being humped by a twelve year old.
We had phone sex and he came in his sink. i will never eat off one of his plates again
captain&coke to the library. STAT. this is an emergency. this is not a drill. I repeat: THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
When you put it that way it sounds like my vagina is a parking garage to be monitored by security guards
So I'm at the VFW tonight and the shot special here is straight 151 for 2 dollars. They must hate our livers
after she rolled over and said 'i'm so glad you're like my gay best friend, love you' then left. did i just get friendzoned AFTER sex??
I've already agreed to hook up with 3 people tonight, and its not even 2:00 yet... I think this is what the path to success looks like.
Dude are you being arrested? I swear I just saw you laying on the hood of your car with a cop patting you down...
Everybody needs breakup sex. You just happened to get yours from a dude who hasn't reached the point of breakup yet. No biggie.
After getting rejected by him, I got a strangely pleasant dick pic from an unknown number with the caption: "I hope this gets you through the night ;)" It's like the Cock-Gods were shining down upon me.
He caught me mid-escape...one leg out the window, bra n thong in hand.I just looked at him and said "Bye Now" n proceeded to fall out his window....then.... tell me why he texted me 30 min later to make sure i got home ok! #igotthis
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
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