so whenever I text yeah my phone automatically corrects it to yeahhhheeehhyeahyeahh .. too much party in the USA?
I just found her phone in the quesadilla maker...
He gave them shots of purell and called it "acid rain" jello shots. They took them.
I hate freshman.
he'll be my respectable boyfriend for tksgiving and i'll be his non-slutty girlfriend for christmas.
and then ....
he stays my gay friend and my parents think i'm not a slut.
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I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
I got Green Bay stickers to put on my nipples. This way when I flash it will look like I did it out of spirit as opposed to drunkenness
I don't think anybody else enjoys making out with multiple guys on the same night as much as I do. I'm like a wine taster but with lips... it's like art to me. The bruise on my upper lip is proof of it
He broke up with me because "we're at different points in our lives" I think it's because he saw a drag queen with their hand halfway down my pants
50% drunk capacity currently
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In other news, I just burned my penis
The sun is out, the birds are chirping, I made some brownies, I'm not pregnant
This is literally what my 13-year old cousin said to me this morning.
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
Eaten today: granola bar, pumpkin donut, and fritos. Oh, college nutrition.
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
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