Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
If a man's penis is referred to as "the family jewels" does that make a woman's vagina a jewelry box?
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
Dude you can't like a status about me getting hit by a car
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
His mom walked into the kitchen smiling, made a scotch on the rocks, hit my bong, and told us goodnight enthusiastically. He's suddenly more appealing to me.
I would totes be making out with random people in the name of america if I was at the white house right now
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
This is what my life has come to. Like, I may or may not have just stolen pizza from the guy I just hooked up with's fridge when I left...
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
You what they say. One dick in the hand is better than two in the bush
MILK DIDN'T HELP. IT'S NOT HELPING
Yes. I am out of condoms. I kept filling them with glow paint and playing with them when I was on mushrooms, which resulted in me having unprotected sex last weekend
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