I don't care if he is my ex... I have the deed to his dick until someone else fucks him. We broke up 2 years ago.... I am still holding that deed!
she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
Bartending School is so much more enjoyable now that I realized I was in rehab at this time last year.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
just had to explain to the health center why i wanted 50 condoms a month.
You know you're fucked up when you throw your phone on the roof of the bar to show how good the Otter Box works.
So what do normal people wear to parties? Normal meaning not you.
You wear an inflatable farm animal to TWO THEMED PARTIES and I never get to hear the end of it...
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
you made a mix containing mostly whiskey. then you took a sip, gagged and yelled "perfect!"
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
Here's to not getting arrested this year on thanksgiving again. Cheers bitches!
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
I may have just sent her dad a picture of my penis. His name's Myron, right?
I let my daughters ex boyfriend take me home from the bar. Hey, at least he's old enough to drink
The smell of pee and coconut conditioner still makes me think of him
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