Don't you send me to vm
shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
Rylan was made in your driveway. Just thought, as godfather, you should know.
ya i vaguely remember microwaving a whole package of bacon for 20 minutes or so and then eating it all around 4am
Yo dude either Brian has herpes or he was jerking off to Web MD 'cause I just walked in on him
She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
20 bottles of wine, 3 cases or beer, and 5 bottles in my kitchen... My parents are teasing me.
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
I woke up and found cookies in my purse. It's a 12/12/12 miracle.
Like I just asked Greg why I don't have a crown for my vagina. That drunk.
we got cockblocked by his mom again...its like she has a radar on me
please stop trying to sleep with him
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