Haha so apparently that girl last thought I was you the whole time, and in the morning realized you weren't the one she fucked. Thanks for your help.
I'm drinking while my friends build sand castles, now I know how my dad used to feel
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
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he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
Please don't die.. At a gay bar... On a Wednesday. Obituaries are not allowed to be that entertaining.
I just took two shots of Burnerts out of a ladle. Get here now.
Felt so good this afternoon, figured I wouldn't have a comedown. Wrong. Just realized I've been staring at a wall for 40 minutes contemplating the color yellow.
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She told me she was the Publishers Clearing House of Dicks. Two dicks a day, everyday for life.
Some days you ride the struggle bus. Other days, it gets a flat, the AC breaks, and you run over a bunny.
A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
All I remember is allowing my uber driver to pull over on the side of the road to give me a massage. I was alone
where are my pants?
in the oven.
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
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