I woke up with my face in a pile of pancakes and 3000 mistakes.
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
Just bought a handle of vodka with the excuse of "just in case we drink tonight"
You better be watching. There will be a POP quiz. Each correct answer gains you 5 more minutes of the sexual act of your choice
We thought we had lost her until we found her in the bushes a block away singing "Jingle Bells".
Last night was the first night with all of the roommates, and what started as a calm night of light drinking got out of hand. There's a girl on my couch wearing only a fanny pack.
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
I went around and congratulated every guy that had a beard for having one
Goddamn tequila
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
He said the first movie he ever jerked off to was Titanic because he knew "they were totally doing it in that car."
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
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