we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
probably shouldnt have written that paper while wasted, its starts with once upon a time
i tried to stop you but you kept shouting "two birds with one stone!"
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My parents just told me I first got drunk when I was 4. Successsssssss
My vagina has officially become a vortex for sexually confused frat guys.
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
she hid the dish soap because she was afraid someone would confuse it with the margaritas and drink it instead. her reasoning was "theyre both soo pink...i cant tell them apart"
some fat dude with wolverine facial hair just walked out of your room with a snuggie. explanation needed.
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The cute guy in my class hurt himself and is on crutches. My first thought was "Good. He'll be easier to take down." Like he's a gazelle and I'm a dick tiger. What's wrong with me?
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
All I know is you walked out of the kitchen in some kind of French onion dip bra and started passing out individual chips to guys saying " do you dip?"
wearing my old cheerleader outfit to the bar was a great way to get free drinks. i should do this more often
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
I think there is cocaine on my toothbrush.
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