Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
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The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
The guy you hooked up with is asleep in the tub. I just pee'd and he said 'turn off the tap' before snoring again.
Bro, there is a rent-a-cop selling syringes out of the trunk of his car. This is why I hate the DMV.
you were making out with a guy that looked like Fat Albert, I kicked you in the vagina but you didn't stop
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
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He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
She's in labor and I'm doing shots. Whose the real winner here?
I'll probably just end up banging you in your parents marital bed,in their honor of course.
I just want to feed you taquitos and play with your boner and live happily ever after
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