Spotted: jayne dropping her cigarettes in a puddle...then picking them back up and putting them in her pocket. If i ever get that desperate, stop talking to me
It's just like soggy cereal, but cancerous
Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
I think all the stress in my life right now can be directly correlated with never winning a game of Bop It as a child.
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers
I was going down on her and she started whistling "Whistle while you work." I'm in love.
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
Fuck these bullshit days. My underwear are still inside out.
Good news, finally found someone who remembers Saturday night. Bad news, everyone in the bar saw your penis
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