I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
Either I get my picture taken sitting on a fuckin pony, or I'm not coming.
Next thing I know we're all standing in the kitchen holding hands and thanking God for the beer.
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
You were telling the cab driver that you believe in him and just to follow his dreams
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
The bartender has no bra and is giving out free shots. Call mom I'm getting married.
You're the only person I know that could get laid while visiting their grandpa in florida
I'll say this one last time. You are TWENTY FIVE YEARS OLD. You are not going to die alone and this is not the twilight of your life. Stop taking shrooms on your period!!!!
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
Before making travel and hotel reservations to meet your "affair" for the first time, consult your menstrual calendar! $633 wasted!
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