I just tried to pick my 105-lb puppy up and accidentally fingered its asshole
There are some things we keep to ourselves Brian
dude i dnt kno how, but i think theres a tampon in my butt
that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
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Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
Things I woke up with this morning: half a mcmuffin, orange hair, one shoe and a friendly german man. Tequila was a brilliant idea.
I ate a pepperoni off of someone's floor last night. We need to talk.
I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
When did we convert life to cartoon?
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
We should drive around in your Jeep on snow days and get stoned while we help random strangers stuck in the snow. So much good karma.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
We were on the beach when you spilled sand in the bottle and said "relax it's vodka, it'll disinfect itself"
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
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