I'm gonna die fat and alone and all they will find is pizza crusts
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
I only knew it was midnight because i got happy new years texts while i puked outside
I'm not sober enough to be having a conversation about a rap she wrote in Spanish about public safety
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Its so hard looking at my mom and pretending I'm not dying a slow death of binge drinking
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
WHERE ARE MY FUCKING EYEBROWS?!
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
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Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
I didn't know your ex looked like a male Khloe Kardashian?
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
I'm eating pizza in the bathtub
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
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