lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
Just bought two budlight beers with a can of tuna at the bar
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
We had sex in the woods. It was great until some bird started mimicking my orgasm sounds
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
I have been drinking at the bar so long today that I literally just found a spiderweb from my leg to the bar.
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
My nephew just told me I smell like apathy and regret. Thats the hangover I'm dealing with
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
Well, no one has ever described you as a perfectly balanced individual
I opened my eyes this morning, looked at the sunlight and made this hangover my bitch.
Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
I love us.
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.