Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
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Why did you come into my room last night at 3am and pour monopoly money on me while you were crying?
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
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well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
Our date was amazing and I would like to reward you with a blow job under your desk.
I can pencil you in at 3:30
Seriously, I want to give you a plaque thanking you for your dedicated service to my vagina.
I know how to make vodka btw in case you want to come over and do a science project
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Only you could successfully troll for dick at a Hillel bake sale.
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
He came over apologized for his lack of sexual skills. Cleaned my kitchen cooked me dinner. And gave me another one minute stand. I think im okay with this
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
You left your hot dogs in my dresser again