ya dads aren't the best wingmen
If I die today, promise to let the world know I partied.... oh god did I party
The sex toys I ordered are being shipped to my billing address instead of shipping address. Take a guess where they're on their way to right now - my parents' house. And the package has to be signed for so there's no way around it. Fuck.
I just drove by a church. On the sign out front was written 'crocodile cock'. On both sides.
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I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
u got into a flexing contest with a dude in bathroom in the mirror at the club
You left me on the phone while you grabbed a plastic bag and started puking. I recorded it. Its my new ringtone for you
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Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
My sobriety has gotten out of control. I think I need an intervention.