Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
Hypothetically, how much legal trouble do you think i will be in for stealing someone's dog?
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
high enough to want to lick peanut butter off of Michael Buble's vocal chords as he serenades me.
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
Dude, we apparently put a washing machine drum in that back of your truck with the full intention of making a bonfire in it.
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
The only things in my fridge are almond milk, Smirnoff Ice and chicken noodle soup. I'd say I've done mama proud.
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
... and smoked a joint with my new landlord. I'm starting to like Germany.