I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
Being this Hungover on Easter has brought my closer to Jesus... I swear he had to feel shitty like this after coming back from the dead
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plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
That dude you fucked three years ago just won Jeopardy
I filled two of the glass ornaments in my mom's bathroom last night with vodka. That way no one sees me drinking on Christmas. Alcoholic or genius? All I know it makes bathroom trips frequent and enjoyable.
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
I've just been thinking about sangria a lot lately, like an adult.
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Is Oprah even human
My dad called me in the middle of the night, drunk on vodka, asking for references on the Irish alphabet.
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
I lost my wallet so I paid for my cab ride home with a sausage sandwich I found in my purse. Must have thought it was my wallet.
All I wanted to do was come home from work and masturbate for national sex day... I sliced my the tip of finger giving myself a pedicure so I can’t even do that #singlelife
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
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