Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
I made him tell me how he proposed to his wife before I'd bang him. I have a problem.
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
You were laying in bed whispering and crying to the half eaten burrito saying "why am I shitting so much" and "what did I do to deserve this"
I traded the garbage men the rest of my handle for a ride home. Best. Walk. Of. Shame. Ever.
Thanks, girl! That means a lot. I can't wait to share my jail stories with you over salad and cupcakes.
It's hard to judge what a reasonable amount of cereal looks like in the spaghetti pot. We're out of cap'n crunch and milk.
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
We found him. He was passed out in a McDonalds booth with at least 6 big Mac wrappers. The employee said he kept yelling that he was in America and had the freedom to have big macs. Fucking Italians...
Don't be hating on my everclear. Never taken a smoother journey into intoxication.
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
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