I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
I specifically asked you not to be slutty tonight.
Swine flu. Run for my life!
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
Oh god the guy I took underwear from at the bar is trying to add me as a friend on facebook now.
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
You told me to ditch them in the park, and when she jumped onto the car to stop us, you told me to scrape her off against a parked Jeep. That drunk.
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
He's got the most well kempt beard I've ever seen and I need it between my thighs is basically what I'm saying
if you want to know how my night is going I just ugly cried in the cheesecake factory
You were wearing a sequin mini, with Tevas. And you still got laid.
I want you
Nvm, now I want someone who replies to my booty-call texts faster
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
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