So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
could you grab mr moo while you're at his apt?
you brought your stuffed animal to a booty call?
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
what was i supposed to do!? wake up and actually ask her name??
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
my liver gets a handicap on account of the whole being diseased thing
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
You stuck a chicken finger in that stripper's clevage and said "Keep this warm for me.
Just to circumvent as much mood-killing as possible, you are allowed a small amount of laughter at my pubic hair. Too much and I revoke your vagina privileges until you can get your shit together.
I know you're my sister, but I'm pretty sure I'm going to have sex with one of your exes this weekend. He's probably not gay, but I'll let you know.
I recently had a rabies scare because I thought putting socks on my hands to pick up a squirrel that got in my house was a good idea.
Also I'm at the pub and there are old lady pirates gyrating on a pole. I wish you were here.
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
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