absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
outstanding.
He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick.
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
Hypothetically, if a stripper with braces bites you on the cleavage and it leaves an open wound, do you need a tetanus shot?
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
Maybe we could get a groupon for vasectomy. I'm game.
He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
You paid a stripper $40 to choke me out last night.
This chick at the gym, just informed me I was super funny this weekend. Especially when I untied her friends bikini top after throwing up in the women's restroom. SWEET black out chronicles has another story
And now to play every stoner's favorite game: Where the Fuck Did We Park the Car?! Disneyland Edition!
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
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