ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
Everytime she would start slurring, she'd stop, hold up a finger, wait like 30 seconds, then try again. I love drunk people
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
I figured out why I insisted on leaving my sweater on the ground outside. I smelled it and I'm 97% sure I peed on it last night
It mathmatically balances. Less pants + more shirt = fully clothed. see? Not a whore!
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
Happy Birthday. May your liver respect you, fat bitches neglect you, hangovers reject you, and AA accept you.
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
If I had a vagina, my apartment would have been the Atlantic
I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
Told him my main goal was to seduce the man and convince him to leave his wife for me. He didn't argue just asked me to let him know if I succeeded so he didn't waste anymore time not sleeping with the secretary at his office. I have an incredible boyfriend.
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
Guess who won a basket of sex toys in front of his parents, aunts, uncles, sister, and cousin...
I may just have to resign myself to life in flats. He's a sexy little chipmunk that worships me.
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