ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
You told the bartender you needed 2 beers, and a shot of his cum...
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
If it's not soft enough to fuck on, then we're not getting the new rug.
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He told me to fuck off at some point in the night. I think it was right before he jumped out of a moving car trying to get to another bar and made Abby cry.
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
You know its been a rough night when for a large portion of the evening you have accepted your death
Please, take the 2 shots of vodka that I left as an apologie.
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
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There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
By the way I can not feel my vagina. It's like it's asleep. What the hell did you do?
Why did my mother make you get naked?
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