Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
Yeah. I woke up naked in his bed this morning and remember saying "Get a condom cuz I can't afford an abortion right now" last night. He didn't run. He's a keeper
woke up rolled in a yoga mat listening to enya. I'm never going back to Oregon ever again.
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
Contents of my pockets this morning: phone, condom, one hoop earring, half a cheeseburger, lighter and a $87 receipt from tacobell. Time for work.
Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
So dude comes out in a full body leotard and a wand and announced he's king of the gays. Chicago is a weird but fun place
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
My liver is preforming stress tests.
She's the prison bitch to my Martha Stewart.
I stopped telling people I'm a pansexual unless they ask first, really tired of explaining what that means.
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