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(231): View more from Michigan

i just rode the bull and i see vomit in my future.

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(515): View more from Iowa

She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.

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(208): View more from Idaho

Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl

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(339): View more from Massachusetts

i'm high and 74% sure there's a monster in my closet

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(828): View more from North Carolina

yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store

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(250): View more from British Columbia

He came up to me muttering about the pills on the bathroom floor... I found him an hour and a half later trying to take naked photos of himself with an alarm clock...

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(714): View more from California

If you come, call before you come in. I'm tanning my balls. Enjoy that visual.

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(423): View more from Tennessee

Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.

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(250): View more from British Columbia

Turns out dignity is priceless and Plan B costs $41.09

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