i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
I hope my margaritas pass through security.
i just got on a party bus. i think i left my belly button at the bar.
Just witnessed a bar fight started by a guy wearing a construction vest cuz he didn't like the other guys shirt
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
Saxophones in my mind. I swear someone dosed me.
Just stared at a tree for a solid 5 minutes because I thought a German Shepard was perched on a limb.
Oh my god. You have got to get off that breast feeding support group. They're on to you, dude.
We were supposed to hurry because the restaurant closed at 9. I ended up giving him a blow job so we had to eat at Arby's instead.
If anyone needs me I'll be in the bathtub, eating fast food and shooting straight vodka while I seriously evaluate my life choices and cry.
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
Why in the hell is there a guy dressed up as a horse passed out in our kitchen.
happy birthday!
Are you telling me right now that the weed man sexted you?
THE WEED MAN SEXTED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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