to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
I don't know which is more embarrassing, the fact that I shat on the floor today or that I told you about it.
I dumped him because he's never seen star wars. I'm certain I did the right thing.
I just speedwalked down the broken metro escalator while high. Basically all my worst fears combined
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they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
Riding on an electric horse at the grocery store... dunno how that conversation went but I hope you picked up a 12 pack.
Just found out my ex boss was running a whore house in the bar. Time to remove her as a reference?
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He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
just saw sorostitutes streaking near the university president's house. thank you tequila day
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
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You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
Okay so it turns out that my bf keeps a log of every time I sleep-fart. It's dated back to 2013.
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
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