I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
You put your red cup in a chain link fence and kept telling me you could use it as a telescope
The sign in front of ihop says "designated drivers get half off their order"
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i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
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Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
This is why you are going on a date. To see if he is fun or if we need to shank him in the parking lot.
This is not the first time I've recognized my body is subconsciously trying to make pizza.
I woke up with "To whom it may concern" sharpied on my dick
Tempted to tell the Titos promoters at this bar that they are doing the lords work.
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
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