I like to use the word "seasoned" over "slutty", you know, like a good curly fry
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
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She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
I don't know what to tell you, usually I would just ask if they'd like to meet the captain. If you can't get laid it's your problem.
I'm starting to second guess shaving my vagina over the kitchen sink. The lighting is so much better though.
I'm not asking you to commit. I'm politely asking your penis to be my friend.
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your house isnt even gonna be on google maps after this party
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
Of the 4 nights I've gone downtown this week, I've been "piss in the parking lot" drunk 5 times
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
i opened the door and you were passed out on my doorstep wearing ugly shorts and cuddling a pinnapple, i dont know what happened to you.
I'm about 40% drunk. You know, not drunk enough to light the bar on fire, but drunk enough to let the cougar hit on me.
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