Walked into this guys room, saw a tickle me elmo under his desk with white stains in its mouth. This is awkward.
Topless wife handwashing shirt. Tonight marriage is good.
so whenever I text yeah my phone automatically corrects it to yeahhhheeehhyeahyeahh .. too much party in the USA?
Want any specific kind of beer?
Yeah. Alcohol flavor.
Got it. Anything but Miller.
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it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
Pretty sure the girl next to me in Chipotle just came out to her mom.
there is literally a full grown man stuck between the radiator and her bed. i thought i kicked him out 20 minutes ago but nope we found him
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
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You kept yelling "wood grain wheel" and grinding on fat chicks.
The hell is wrong with me
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
imagine the bill from school house rock beating the shit outta you
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