I think even Ryan Seacrest is disgusted with the thought of Ryan Seacrest getting some.
His shirt was in the kitchen sink this morning, I'm pretty sure my roommates know.
im pretty sure while i was fucking her my dog was fucking her dog too
Please tell me you saw the asian lady with the medical mask on cutting her lawn with scissors.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
I take back everything I said about communal showers
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
HE TALKS ABOUT HIS DICK IN THIRD PERSON ABORT MISSION ABORT FUCKING MISSION
who sends a dick pic at 3 am on a sunday honestly
seriously. and now it'll take him hours to clean up the glitter
you started shaking the frozen steak while screaming "THIS IS CAPITALISM" before rubbing it all over your chest and passing out on your dog
he showed me his third nipple on the first date. I might have low to no standards, but my god.
Uber driver offered to have sex with me since I went home solo. - rock bottom
There's even glitter on my cock...
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