So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
Note to Self: No matter how horny, turned on or in the moment you are, never go down on your gf after she had soccer practice.
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
So you're on like a list there now..."Do not under any circumstances give this person a knife. Serve them in plastic cups ONLY"
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
Seriously. All I want right now is a 40 with a nipple on it, and a nap
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
Happy birthday and sorry I punched your friend in the face
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
My ultimate hope is that people will hug me, smell me, and therefore think I'm classy.
why did you kick open the doors at church screaming whos ready to party?
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