You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
Mom got me cough medicine that tastes like tequila . She said she took taste tests. Best mom ever.
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
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Finding out he was uncircumcised by feeling his foreskin in my mouth was NOT ideal. New rule. Lights ALWAYS on.
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
You know its going to be a good day when you have to brush your teeth out of a cup in your room using the vodka and water mixture in your fridge because you're locked out of your restroom
So do you want to be the old guy picking up a girl in a mini skirt who may be slightly buzzed before noon from college, or shall i walk over?
Yeah, I fucked him. and the worst part is his name was Jesus. And nobody said it in Spanish. Just Jesus. There is no way I can avoid burning when I walk into a church from now on.
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Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
I found a new button on my vibrator, tonight was a success
I've been rehabbing my soul with cheese and wine lately
I never thought my gollum impression would lead to me getting laid.
Huzzah!
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