David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
You just compared our sex life to a seven year old kid.
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
You cant give me a fifth of god damn jim beam and expect me not to cheat on my gf.
She used the introduce me to her roommates so she could find out my name trick the next morning..I may be in love.
he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
The empty keg landed on my head. It's a good thing we already got shitfaced or i'd be a vegetable and the humor would be completely lost.
I just karate chopped a humming bird out of mid air. It came at my face while I was out side smoking. Scared the shit out of me. My ninja skills just took over. Haha. I mean really at that point it was me or him.
Also, my aunt grabbed my phone and downloaded the scriptures. Apparently I need Jesus.
Someone is giving away free yogurt on craigslist. Can I get a ride?
You can't break up with me. I brought you to see Beyoncé.
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
My life is pants optional.
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