I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
I just caught myself dancing like an old lady in the shower. Have I reached the age where booty dancing stops and swaying of the upper body begins?
omh. i just found SHIT IN THE SHOWER! who the fuck does that? and why do i always seem to find it?
God. I'm so broke I don't even have a dollar to snort my adderall through.
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If you win this game of words with friends, ill suck you off for 30 minutes. No lie.
I cant last that long. Do i get the rollover minutes?
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
We found you on the floor drooling you kept saying over and over how you were double jointed.
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
There's puke on my pillow. I'm still wearing my wedges. And I have a cab drivers number clutched in my fist.
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Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
i would really love it if at least once per weekend i did not wake up to you half naked passed out on the floor
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
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