At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
No, we ended up finding him drunk at a bus stop downtown sitting on the bench asking people for chocolates and amazing stories to "rid his mind of his whore of a girlfriend"
naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
jacking off on stolen wireless... gotta enjoy the small things in life
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
You told me I was special while we were having sex and I asked why.
What did I say?
Don't ask me questions while I have an erection,
apparently you can't crawl through the drive-thru window
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
I legit had a 15 minute convo about dinosaurs with a guy at the bar last night cuz he was wearing a jurassic park shirt
And after peeing my pants waiting outside for him, i proceeded to drop down and roll in the nearest puddle to pretend like i just ate shit when he arrived
So that guy from plenty of fish has a lightning bolt tattooed on his face. I kinda feel like I HAVE to sleep with him now.
Hey when you get home, can you do me a solid and throw one of your pregnancy tests on my bed?
EPT or First Response?
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