Christians are straight up FREAKS
My New Years Resolution was to get a girl I dont know pregnant. 8 months later I can check that off the list..
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
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Just walked into a random hotel for the free breakfast. How was your night?
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
I may hire someone just to sell my family the drugs they keep asking me for. It's cutting into my doing drugs time.
I think the Predator is hunting me in my house. If I don't text you later, send Danny Glover. I love you all.
I never actually go in the club. I get in line, hit on a chick, and convince her to come drink all she wants for free at my house.
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It wasn't a mystery that it was the pizza cooking in the oven when we stumbled out of the bedroom in a smoke filled apartment at 2am. We are dangerous drunks
i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle
we got stoned then he started showing me how to make his penis look like a hamburger...if that's not true love idk what love is
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
When I got home he was in his underpants on the couch, eating pop tarts and crying while watching Voltron.
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