are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
i am so afraid to go to the bathroom. i am afraid i am going to fall asleep on the toillet.
Special does not even begin to describe that text.
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
When hitting a Woodchuck bottle with a machete, glass will fly back and cut your face.
I hope you did not try this.
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
HEY. That drawer full of booze in my dorm room also has aspirin and Tums in it. So don't tell me I don't care about health.
I woke up to him "wax on, wax off"-ing my boobs. I just reminded myself that I love him and let it happen.
Who knew that the guy I fucked on your front lawn during welcome week freshman year would turn out to be my husband
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
Dude i'm still drunk and i'm feeding a raccoon cereal from my bedroom window
Your first mistake was thinking that you could get through the day without drinking a single bottle of alcohol. Your second mistake was wearing shark boxers.
Where you been?
Please tell me this is a booty call
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