Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
Yeah apparently i got lonely because everyone was hooking up so i took matters into my own hands. I woke up on the floor spooning a vaccuum cleaner, a mop, 40 paper cups, and industrial grade detergent.
I hid a girl's boot last night so I could ransom it back this morning via the "blowjobs for boots" program.
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He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
My only regret is that I have but one penis to give to your vagina.
He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
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He walked straight into the wall, said "excuse me ma'am" and continued back to his dorm room.
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
I didn't pay $79 for lingerie for you to cum in 30 seconds
HIDE THE INFLATABLE PENIS
Ok, you agree to the terms? We can have sex, but this doesn't mean we're back together...it just means we're working on things. Got it? Sign here.
First day of school is awesome. I get to meet my students and figure out which of their mothers I’ I’m going to bang
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