With sake I got over my irrational fear of seafood. Now I just fear sake.
She was wearing a shirt that said "Just Do Me", holding a half of a bottle of Vodka, and was screaming at her friends "PUSSY JUST SWALLOW!" before she chugged the rest of the bottle.
Dude, if you don't take her, I will.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
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She told me that for every Ravens touchdown, I'd get to come once.
Marry her. Marry her now. I'll help you steal the ring.
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
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Dude... She just sent me a story of how she wants to fuck me on a boat and call me her captain.. Well ahoy mateys, lets set sail
We're keeping you on a leash this Saint Patrick's Day
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
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I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
We had a company shotgunning beers contest in the parking lot today, and I won. God bless America!
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
Even my fuck buddy told me I needed a boyfriend. Fml.
He stood up through the sunroof yelling "CHOCOLATE MILK BITCHESSSS!!!! YOU AIN'T WORTH SHIT NOW!!!" the sad part is he wasn't even drunk yet. I worry about him sometimes.
I lost my wolf penis dildo in my garage. I should probably find it before I resume my garage sale tomorrow...
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